Mercury

M. of the intergalactic planetary alliance

Oh hastening retrograde, dear Mercury!… Shout out to you who placed yourself in harms way of suns ray, so as to protect our dearest milky blue baby earth from the diabolical burn of our dying star… alas the 100,000 spf ring oozed in orbit by atlantis was only the thinnest layer of banana boat generic and apocryphal in its promises! Oh mercury, you selfless spinning wonder! You and your secret services catching the bullets the solar flares, sacrificing your lifeless little self. If we may pay infinitisemal acknowledgment to your heroism, may we tribute you in full view of the planetary alliance eye (in lieu of the usual vacuous ingratitude under the oft overworshipped darkside of the sun).  xxx  K.

Oddity #3

See the intergalactic birds amidst our earth birds. Wings made of boron and trace amount leaded. Add a couple elements to the chart which i cannot pronounce. Well. They do not communicate with vox box anyway. Just feelings. Most earth birds became quickly upset and dive bombed the ones from Saturn 9. But the loving blue Jays took them in. They fortified the nests with some twigs they caught in the Milky Way. As a way to give back. These nests, they will last forever.