Oddity #1

The day even went odd was a fraud, perpetrated on half and one of humanity. Just to offset even one solitary instance of virtue, demanded a terrible deed plus
a profanity!  

K says to even the score:
choose your adventure!

sugar. life

Off sugar
On again

Couples
walk the street

Singles
Up against the wall
feel the heat

Sucralose
close
to
Match .com
ignition

Veggie chip
minority whip
the politicians
quarrel

NutraSweet
packet wave
goodbye to
Indonesia

the process
is proceeding
at a tremendous
height and
weight

On sugar
Off again

Processed lives
stuffed ina
crate