Back in the desperate place the mind likes to take me, where the thoughts are all discouraging and fear walks unaccosted across the oblongata, tamping the vessels until blood pressure rises, I see that I am troubled and finally say a prayer, as my breathing heads for the shallows where the shore has disappeared…
|from King’s ‘The Dead Zone|
what saved me, this time, was drawing the Dead Zone, the paperback, up to my face, my nose tucked in towards the spine, and closing my eyes and inhaling deeply the scent of the pulp, which transported me body and soul into a lovely forest, some forgotten place and time, from which this pulp was hewn.
How to audit your brain this tax season…
10 gigabyte mass media marketing spam moved to trash. 3 gigabyte conscious resentments cleared.
5 gb subconscious resentments moved to conscious folder.
Neurotransmitter heads cleaned and test fired. Norepinephrine refills ordered @ lowest possible cost from Amazon.Chocolate bars and coffee sensors cleaned. Dopamine and serotonin fuel injectors reconstituted.
Domain recaptured from google adsense servers. Social media synapses tested. Transmissions bridged. Duplicates located and cleared.
Defragmentation of cerebral cortex initiated and underway.
Spycam rooted out of the oblongota. Film pulled and destroyed. Bots have been reprogrammed and repurposed to serve genuine self.
Evil malware hosts’ servers are now feeling pressure of unilateral relentless pinging. Seek and destroy mission launched under deep subsea intention toward ultimate pacific loving kindness.
Secret special core of seated love and selfless devotion has been refortified with additional firewalling and scrambling to prevent nsa or other evil corporate attempted hack & takeover.
Creative Commons and domain licenses refreshed. Copyrights renewed. Channel for payments to underlying starving artist has been dragged and cleared of bloodsucking leeches.
Coordination with Anonymous, EFF, Occupy Movements, Green parties, Punks, Poets, and all New Paradigm Players of global, interplanetary, intergalactic diversity.
Benevolence filters aerated. Self repurposed for optimal selflessness. Benefactors petitioned for monetary means or prayer. Sliding scales rebalanced.
Crown chakra successfully acupunctured. Grounding through base of spine to center earth. Readiness to kick ass.
All systems go!